The Hate Drawing Club!

Welcome to “The I Hate Drawing Club “

(Yeah, the name is a lie… you’ll hate it until you don’t.)

This ain’t your mom’s art class with rainbows and affirmations. This is the membership for the guy (or girl) who still draws stick figures and thinks “talent” is a scam.

I learned to draw realistic portraits in a prison cell, surrounded by lifers who will never see daylight again. They weren’t “gifted.” They were bored, broke, and had nothing but time and a #2 pencil. I watched them like a hawk, copied their moves like homework, and asked dumb questions until the answers stuck. That’s it. No fairy dust. No art school debt. Just reps, hacks, and a couple dudes who turned legal pads into masterpieces.

Here’s what you actually get every month:

• Weekly bite-sized lessons that turn potato people into portraits • Prison-grid hacks that make realism stupid-easy • My exact Marketplace & memorial-selling tricks (the ones that pay my rent) • Dark humor to keep you from snapping your pencil in half • Private feed — post your ugly practice drawings and I’ll roast… I mean coach you

You don’t need talent. You need a plan that works even when you hate drawing. I’ve got that plan.

Join for less than a pack of smokes and a honey bun. Cancel anytime your eraser runs out.

Welcome to the club, stick-figure gangster. Let’s make the paper scared of you.

“The I Hate Drawing Club”