Roast and Coach.

This is where you book a time to get your work laughed at by me and my cat.

Book a 30-Minute Roast & Coaching Session with Danny

Pick your poison:

  • Online (Zoom) – Zoom link sent automatically)

  • In-Person at Nardelli’s Grinder Shoppe (Oxford, Waterbury, or Southbury CT

What happens in 30 minutes:

  • You show me your drawing (upload or screen-share)

  • I tell you exactly why it looks like a crime scene

  • I fix it live while you watch

  • You leave with clear next steps and less hate for your pencil

No fluff. No “you’re special.” Just prison-style honesty and real progress.

Choose your slot below. Let’s make your art stop sucking.